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FASHIONNED
 Preventing premature sun damage
I used to find it so funny that old women walked around on sunny days with umbrellas and
giant visors. Like ha ha, what are they so afraid of, the sun?
Laugh all you want, but don't come crying to me when your husband has left you for a younger woman!
 Incan peanut necklaces
You know how some people wear Tiffany's necklaces with bean pendants on them? Well, here I thought
I was being so creative by thinking that it would be cool if they had a peanut version, and lo and
behold, I'm 1800 years behind on the times, the Lord of Sipan really was some style guru.
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FASHUNNED
 Sun damage
See what I mean? And to think her ex-husband has the worst toupée this side of Arkansas.
 Flesh toned nylon socks/pantyhose
I had this long spiel prepared about how flesh toned pantyhose is so gross because they look unnatural, and
they make your legs look like they're German breakfast sausages. But the real reason why they are so gross is because
they are really uncomfortable, they run, and really, how can you sexify something that looks like you're peeling off a layer of your skin? It's like saying that someone peeling a blister off their ankle
is hot. (Hey, whatever floats your boat)
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