fashionned

2k tshirts

Do you remember in high school how you had that one friend who you were so jealous of because they were so crafty and always had those really cool shirts that they silkscreened themselves?  No?  I don't either.  But you can pretend.  And that's where 2K t-shirts comes in. They are a Japanese company that searches the world over for the cream of the crop in graphic design, and they commission them to make t-shirts that fit everyone oh-so-perfectly. The people at 2K believe that t-shirts are the ultimate media to transmit messages.  Admittedly, there are some engrish type t-shirts, but when you got people like Geoff Mcfetridge, hvw8, Stacks, and Groovisions on board, well, you've got it made.  And you can wear that t-shirt and pretend that you have that silkscreening hookup (unless you're kingi carpenter, in which case you're probably cackling to your monitor right now with fabric paint on your fingers).  

sans the tie, put on a sweater, and you're ready to go! Jenn Ivanovs

Jenn, who is only 18, was keetologue 002's Fashionned choice.   For a fashion show of clothes made out of recycled items at The Art Gallery of Ontario, entitled Lost and Found, Jenn made this dress entirely out of old socks (there was also a tie version).  Totally prêt a porter. And it's something that if you threw a geeky cardigan on top of, you could probably wear to like, your cousin's confirmation.  I shit you not.

Lacoste Alligator Polos

You know, a couple years ago it was all the waspy country club boys wearing fitted Lacoste shirts, and those hip hop heads being all patriotic and wearing tommy hilfiger. I think hip hop fashion plates are going to be sporting lacoste alligator polos. I mean, when people are wearing Gucci monogram sweatsuits with matching Air Force Ones/Air Jordans, you know anything goes as long as it's some sort of status symbol. Mark my words, and put a neon yellow sticky note beside it saying "KEETOLOGUE FASHIONNED." yeah.

fashunned

Looking at the spring 2003 collections, who was it that decided that backwards racerbacks would be the new trend? seriously, people are so out of design ideas that they're probably taking something they designed for 1995, and turning it backwards or upside down and passing it off as something new. Give me a break! What will happen when they rifle through their entire collection, and only have tube tops left over? They'd be like, "Merde!  Nous avons seulement les tube tops!"It would be total fashion pandemonium.

These shoes were just too good to pass up for fashunned because of the name - no, it's not a poolside sandal, nor is it a beach slide.  It's called the men's Louis Vuitton Spa Mule.  Honestly, are there guys, never mind guys, but people in general, so posh these days that going to the pool is unheard of?  There will be no such thing as "Yo Rory, wouldja throw me over my flip flops?"   Now it's all about guys who have cucumbers over their eyes, being like, "Rory, dahling, can you hand me my spa mules?"  Jeesh.